sniff, sniff, sneeze

Allergy season is here.

I wish I could take a sick day from the outdoors.

Just when it finally gets nice outside...I can't stop sneezing.

boo. boo. boo.

this morning I woke up and cursed the sky

It's snowing.

It's almost June.

It's supposed to be spring.

Boo. boo. boo.

Why, Utah, why?!?!?!

Utah winter is...

dangerous

cold

slushy

annoying

inconvenient

frustrating

ridiculous

monotonous

only pretty the first day when you are inside

endless

really sucky.

All I need to say is...

I don't really like getting verbally slapped in the face....twice.

Especially when I don't deserve it.

something worth venting about.

I really don't like the word "hate," but I can't seem to find a better word at this moment.

I hate books that are filthy. and I mean filthy, filthy. Filthy enough to make me put them down, even when the non-filthy parts are sooo potentially incredible. {And I am selective about what I read/watch, but I am not someone who gets squeamish during a PG movie.}

And I hate when you can't even get past page 5. At least the author has the decency to warn you early, that this is not the kind of so-called "love" you believe in and/or want to read about for 500 pages (and believe me, I skimmed a great deal of it, and saw more than a few choice expletives, as well as some "scenes" I have no desire to reproduce in my head)

And I hate that books don't have a rating system. That would make things so much easier. Books are supposed to be better than movies, right?

Grrrrrrr! <---that is how I feel inside right now. Blood boiling. Almost the same way I feel when I think about landfills, and anti-mormon stunts at Conference.

Why, Oh Why?!

I was inspired by Kellie's post to make yet another list. Of all the random/ridiculous/retarded "WHY" questions we ask ourselves. Here goes nothing.

Why...
...do cars sometimes randomly flash their brights at you, even when yours are DEFINITELY turned off?
...do people get frustrated so easily? Yes the pizza I gave you is plain cheese, I'm sorry that it happened to have HALF a mushroom on the tip of it because it was on the same plate as another kind
...is it so hard to find comfortable shoes that are not hideous?
...isn't ice cream is healthy as celery?
...can't all the people I love live in the same city?
...can't things like hair and nails grow to the perfect length and then just stop growing?
...can I never find my chapstick, keys, or cell phone in my purse?
...does my love of dance mean that my feet/toes will forever be deformed?
...do *some people* only have romantic feelings for someone else until the feeling is returned, then lose all interest?
...is the only attractive, single guy that I might possibly want to date/hang out with/kiss this summer NOT mormon, knows I am, and therefore is NOT interested? (confession: the fact that I'm LDS may or may not be the reason for his lack of interest; however, I will continue believing it is, in order to protect my self esteem)
...do the dental hygienists/dentist always try to carry on a conversation with you when their hands are in your mouth the whole time? "uh huh" and "nuh uh" only go so far...


Boo.


Fellow contributors, add your thoughts/unanswered questions to the list!

-LC