just give me 3 freaking columns!!!

I HATE MICROSOFT WORD!!!!!

GRRRRR!!!!

that's all.

Assumptions

I absolutely HATE it when your brain makes assumptions. When you think that you've got more time than you do. When you make a schedule based off that assumed time allotment and then you go to finish an assignment and you realize that your brain has messed up. ...crap...dumb...mistake...

*hit*
*head*
*keyboard*

T freaking d. Should've known.

I would just like to feel vindicated on the choice of my major.

And know that there is a subject out there that I could actually do well enough in to go to grad school.

That's all.


!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meh

Dear Thanksgiving,
You will be here in less than a week, and I am very happy about that. You see, I really need the break from school. (Even though I will be bringing homework to Oregon with me.)
And I'm excited to see my family. Because my family rocks.
And I really need the rest. Really.


Love,
Laura

cap that.

Dear Religion Professor,

The combined class average for both of your sections on the last midterm was 75.5%. The class average on my last physics test was 72%.

THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WHEN THE RELIGION TEST IS AS HARD AS THE PHYSICS (and not just any physics mind you, this is electricity and magnetism using calculus, and it sucks) TEST!!!!!!!

ALSO! I think participation points are retarded and that I still deserve an A in French. I know that this has nothing to do with you or your class (except you have some deal with participation too....just so you know I plan on giving myself a 100%), but I am rather frustrated right now.

AND I HATE TYPING PAPERS WITH 2 cm LONG NAIL TIPS!!!!

Angrily yours,

Katya

This one's for Jody

I just found out i have no life for the next two weeks because i GET to read a seven hundred page book that i reeeeeeely don't want to read and then i GET to write a seven page paper on it that i don't reeeeeeely want to write.

tell me how i didn't know this was due in two weeks from now? (actually, it was originally due in one week, but the professor extended the due date today to two weeks from today.) i couldn't be more thankful for that extra week, but serrrrrioussssslyyyyyy...with everything else i have to do where am i going to find time for this???

i blame the syllabus and its faulty, mis-leading informational due dates.

meh...i need a hug. or the ability to stop time for two weeks.

i promise i'll be back in two weeks with some happy news. until then, chao.

oh, here's a good piece of news. i did very well on the listening exam i talked about in my last post. wahooo!

xoxo

- Jody

mmmmmwhatchasay?

Dear American Christianity,

I sort of hate you right now on account of the test I have to take tonight/tomorrow for which I am rather unprepared.

I also sort of hate the fact that I all of a sudden am doing bad in every class, not just physics.

And I would really like to fling myself on the ground and throw a tantrum.

And maybe check out of life for a week.

Thanks much,

Katie

ALSDGHKAOISDFHIASDKLHVHASGKHAH
ESGHIAeGHIhewhiaehiaghiahisvdjawer(ouawLO
iaSDfhasfhdsaghkaHKLSFHKLADSGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FURIOUS!

Okay, so I missed the first day of classes so I called the professor and asked him if I missed anything. His response was "No we just went over the syllabus. Just make sure you get the book." Thus, I did just that.

Well, first test comes around and what's this, there's a question from the first day of class. What?! So I answer as well I can and miss it. Great. So I go in and talk to him about it. His response was that I misunderstood him when he said that we only went over the syllabus and didn't miss anything important. Sorry.

I am so freaking ticked off right now. "It's only five points off," he says. THAT'S 8% OF YOUR GRADE GENIUS! The inconsideration and superiority is sickening! I think I'll email him. I'm not giving up that easy.

Man I'm ticked...

I hate job hunting. The end.

So...I've never been that great with computers. I have a love-hate relationship with them. Mostly hate.

I figured it was just my natural tendency to be old-fashioned...(or lazy?)

I mean, I can type like nobody's business...78wpm thank you very much. And am very capable of multi-tasking (i.e. homework plus blog surfing)

But do I have a "working knowledge" (whatever that means) of Excel?
Publisher? (more important question: do I even know what publisher is/does?)
HTML?
WP9? (????)

nope.

Therefore I am obsolete and unqualified for any jobs that don't involve the dreaded cafeteria of the freshman...those days are over.

Oh except one:
I could be a cake froster.
Yep, I can do that.
I think.
oh wait. it's from midnight to THREE in the morning!*


*I think I'll pass on the walking-home-late-at-night-and-getting-attacked part. If only I had a nice gentleman to walk me home...ha...ha...
(And this just turned into a rant about boys..wow. It's official: I blame all my problems in life on men. It's just easier that way.)

Maybe I'm picky.
Not! I'm not picky!
I wanted to be a waitress! but no one will hire me because I'm not 21 yet! (stupid utah)

GAHHHHH.....

Whatever

*Daniel's right. *Elizabeth's right. *Clyde's right. *Rebecca's right. They're ALL right!

So what the heck is my problem!? Why can't I listen to people's advice!? "Out of the mouth of two or three..." Hello!? Why do we ask for people's advice if we don't even use it? Perhaps because we secretly wish that someone along the way will give us the advice we're looking to hear!

Απλά. Αγαπάω τιν φίλη μου. Γιατί δεν με δίνει αυτό που χρειάζομαι;

All I can clearly say is this: &%$#@!?!?, &%$#@!?!?, &%$#@!?!?, &%$#@!?!?

*Names have been changed.

also:

Why did I not finish Chem 227 when I had the opportunity?!

That's all.